tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post6095891887066440079..comments2023-11-03T08:52:13.914+00:00Comments on The Moonshine Memoranda: CHATROOM MANIASelena Dreamyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11629908887644614404noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-25107769569452281422008-02-06T18:47:00.000+00:002008-02-06T18:47:00.000+00:00I'd rather help myself than be helpless when a ski...I'd rather help myself than be helpless when a skirt's hitched up...:)<BR/><BR/>If I may Presume such a hitching is an invitation....?<BR/><BR/>Moi, a poet? Why thank you Dreamy.Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467412541030183747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-42981915858106401772008-02-06T16:49:00.000+00:002008-02-06T16:49:00.000+00:00Scold me, Selena, scold me!(And let me follow Mutl...Scold me, Selena, scold me!<BR/><BR/>(And let me follow Mutley's lead in defending the honour of <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Russell_%28cricketer_and_artist%29" REL="nofollow">Jack Russell</A> who was one of the nation's finest keeper of the stumps.)Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-74092447961528865372008-02-06T16:30:00.000+00:002008-02-06T16:30:00.000+00:00Gentlemen, I’ve read all of your comments, very ca...Gentlemen, I’ve read all of your comments, very carefully (twice). <BR/><BR/>You’ve given me great insight. I’m much clearer now in my mind. The part about having two brains, is particularly appropriate - as Recusant said, “at the expense of looking mature and sophisticated”. It’s amazing how true that is. Libido just takes over. Men are helpless when faced with a skirt hitched up. So why should I keep my legs together? It is at these times that I’m glad I’m a girl. <BR/><BR/>And Jonathan, what a poetic rendering of the thing. The fascination of a poet's soul for the existence of complex circular mechanisms which may be linked to the whole. Brilliant!<BR/><BR/>Richard & Mutley, you’re very naughty (but then, you both know that)! <BR/><BR/>D.Selena Dreamyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11629908887644614404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-63461194833734243792008-02-06T15:42:00.001+00:002008-02-06T15:42:00.001+00:00he'll be out there and humping your leg like some ...<I>he'll be out there and humping your leg like some demented Jack Russell</I><BR/><BR/><B>I must protest this slur on the Jack Russell community... we are blamed for a lot that is not really our fault. Or maybe clever Mr Recusant has worked out the meaning of me avatar...</B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-7131372731681370152008-02-06T15:42:00.000+00:002008-02-06T15:42:00.000+00:00'What is it they are trying to exorcise?' Maybe th...'What is it they are trying to exorcise?' <BR/><BR/>Maybe they're trying to exorcise their need for the female, which they lack in themselves..<BR/><BR/>By getting the woman, they interiorise the feminine at least for awhile, and so become whole.<BR/><BR/>Why do women want men, if we're so inferior?Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467412541030183747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-36163977054638854732008-02-06T14:57:00.000+00:002008-02-06T14:57:00.000+00:00Well I was invited over to continue the 'online da...Well I was invited over to continue the 'online date', but find myself feeling compelled to defend the male of the species. <BR/><BR/>Well I would if I could, but there is no defence worthy of the name, so let's try explanation instead.<BR/><BR/>The male brain can encompass many wondrous and complex things. It can be creative; sharp; poetic; incisive; forensic; sagacious; amusing; profound; direct; romantic and a host of other equally diverse characteristics. However, and it's a big however, it also has a little brother brain who can only encompass three things: sex; eating/drinking; sleeping. <BR/><BR/>Little brother brain is a nippy little bugger and if you give him so much as a flash of a possibility of satisfying his base urges, he'll be out there and humping your leg like some demented Jack Russell before your proper, formal brain has even been notified of any new apparition on its normal information feeds. Basically, "it's not our fault: it's that little fucker over there. I know he lives with me, an'all, but I didn't invite him in. He's squatting. And he ruins all my attempts to look mature and sophisticated.<BR/><BR/>Now about that date. Are you the one in the Betty Grable style 'Peekabo' shoes and the DvF dress or the black pencil skirt and short waisted jacket?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-76387720297180719092008-02-06T09:41:00.000+00:002008-02-06T09:41:00.000+00:00They were not male Ms Dreamy - they actually were ...They were not male Ms Dreamy - they actually were real Lemmings! Yes the on-line Lemming community is well known for artfully 'ragging' young human women in chat rooms. They claim it is part of their alleged Norwegian heritage - but I suggest it is a born from the insecurity of being a small weasel like creature dogged by intellect!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-633172162044104844.post-20256961261943180972008-02-05T18:26:00.000+00:002008-02-05T18:26:00.000+00:00A big broad grin on my face, Selena. Would it surp...A big broad grin on my face, Selena. Would it surprise you to know that I was 'Hotmale 197'? If only I'd known it was you on the other end of the chat, I'd have believed in your come on. I was so sure you were burly and beaded. <BR/><BR/>I must ask you, though. You claim that 'the mind loves to forge connecting links' but 1 in 4 of your metaphors has to do with sperm. As you know, Hotmale 197 is no prude but I've just had my tea and I can still taste my curried veal.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.com