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Some forms of idiocy are circumstantial perhaps, but
considerable nevertheless. Global demographic conditions and domestic Ponzi
capitalism simply do not mix. Both
sides are trapped in a deadly cycle of contraceptive culling. Nor is the
phenomenon limited to the USA. Indigenous European fertility rates are well below the level needed to replace an
ageing population. Which doesn’t mean shit to the planet, folks. What it
means is more open borders and massive immigration.
Indeed, “the left is using the fertility crisis as an excuse to import immigrants,” says Matteo Salvini, Italy’s newly appointed right-wing interior minister. But, let’s just say this: as we advance the technology for killing human beings, the political schizophrenia towards demographic growth is never more apparent than in the tendency of national governments to offer bigger tax incentives for larger families, while at the same time paying lip service to UN inducements for reducing the world’s populations. And I very much doubt that we will see peace in our time unless that penchant is abolished.
Indeed, “the left is using the fertility crisis as an excuse to import immigrants,” says Matteo Salvini, Italy’s newly appointed right-wing interior minister. But, let’s just say this: as we advance the technology for killing human beings, the political schizophrenia towards demographic growth is never more apparent than in the tendency of national governments to offer bigger tax incentives for larger families, while at the same time paying lip service to UN inducements for reducing the world’s populations. And I very much doubt that we will see peace in our time unless that penchant is abolished.
I
almost weary of writing this, but when all is said and done, family tax
incentives are the origin of the problem, not the basis for a solution. A full
discussion is impossible here, but as just another example of parliamentary
largesse the British government is to sanction fatherless families by giving
single women and lesbian couples an
entitlement to fertility treatment. Users
will be invited to search an online database and find an anonymous donor “on the basis of ethnicity, height, profession and hobbies.” Of course, privately funded British females can also select a sperm donor to father their child by using a mobile phone app. This is perverse, but it meets the requirements of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA) and has been approved by the IVF Regulator. So far as distorting
the norms of the judicial equality process is concerned, single women will now be
relieved of the tedious biological requirement to create their own babies,
while single men are encouraged to jerk off. Which means their only connection to the natural order of things is the refusal to take part in it. Or, according to the campaign group Comment on Reproductive Ethics: "This is the ultimate denigration of fatherhood."
To put the matter euphemistically, "it is hoped that about 1,000 donors will be recruited over the next three years. The aim is we will have enough surplus sperm…to synchronize a service for people [such as] single women and same sex couples”. Something akin, then, to the type of synchronization developed by the Dutch aviator Fokker, who pioneered a system that enabled his machine gun to fire between the propeller blades. Uh-uh. So a practiced lecher with a surplus of sperm, who fantasizes about the flesh of young girls in a public cubicle, can find his pleasure jerking off into a paper cup without getting the kick in the balls he deserves. The less aspiring a jerk, the meaner the seed. And blow me if I didn't feel duty-bound to address what might be done to stop this runaway train hitting a brick wall with ever increasing velocity in
To put the matter euphemistically, "it is hoped that about 1,000 donors will be recruited over the next three years. The aim is we will have enough surplus sperm…to synchronize a service for people [such as] single women and same sex couples”. Something akin, then, to the type of synchronization developed by the Dutch aviator Fokker, who pioneered a system that enabled his machine gun to fire between the propeller blades. Uh-uh. So a practiced lecher with a surplus of sperm, who fantasizes about the flesh of young girls in a public cubicle, can find his pleasure jerking off into a paper cup without getting the kick in the balls he deserves. The less aspiring a jerk, the meaner the seed. And blow me if I didn't feel duty-bound to address what might be done to stop this runaway train hitting a brick wall with ever increasing velocity in
One
of which the full tragedy has yet to be
understood. Which is to say, that we are living through the last moments
of a golden age. For
the truth of the matter is that, in the words of an unproven hypothesis, “almost every
problem we have – be it man-made global warming, poverty, starvation or the
threat of biodiversity – could be alleviated if our population was lower, or at
least not destined to rise, almost exponentially.” And with one million net
added per working week, you can easily do the math. Indeed, the massive cullingof humans is not a conjectural prospect.
It’s a mathematical certainty. To give you a sense of the balance-sheet, while
Europe relies heavily on immigrants for
economic growth, there are more than 11 million abandoned children in India, where a growing number of newborn babies are being dumped anonymously. China - and I take this as an ‘economic’ necessity - executes more than 10,000 people a year.[2] Which is roughly the number killed by gun-violence in the USA. In fact, the Chinese government has only recently moved away from 36 years of a gender-imbalanced one-child policy and awards economic disincentives instead. And not just disincentives, but forced abortions, mandatory sterilisations, and humiliating inspections to ensure women are using contraceptive devices. Babies are snuffed out. Or abandoned at birth on rubbish heaps, doorsteps, bus stops, railway stations and hospitals. And while the discarded corpses of the dead are removed at dawn with no particular emotion, IVF treatment is allowed only under a special licence and surrogacy against the law.
economic growth, there are more than 11 million abandoned children in India, where a growing number of newborn babies are being dumped anonymously. China - and I take this as an ‘economic’ necessity - executes more than 10,000 people a year.[2] Which is roughly the number killed by gun-violence in the USA. In fact, the Chinese government has only recently moved away from 36 years of a gender-imbalanced one-child policy and awards economic disincentives instead. And not just disincentives, but forced abortions, mandatory sterilisations, and humiliating inspections to ensure women are using contraceptive devices. Babies are snuffed out. Or abandoned at birth on rubbish heaps, doorsteps, bus stops, railway stations and hospitals. And while the discarded corpses of the dead are removed at dawn with no particular emotion, IVF treatment is allowed only under a special licence and surrogacy against the law.
“For
obvious historical and humanitarian reasons,” the British representative said,
these
targets never had any real force or following in the United Kingdom, but
it had been a good year for sperm donors. Nor did that mean he was joking. Some
things simply don’t translate well into English. Assisted by a manfully
restrained irritation, there was, if you
ask me, a touch of unworldliness about the man. In short, if you
still think all this is going to be squared by the end of this century, dream
on. My guess is that, by 2050, human bodies are simply starting to pile up. Indeed, one
radical prediction is for “water cremation,” whereby a machine is used to
liquefy corpses, so that your loved ones, instead of being cremated, let alone buried
in the village churchyard, are in effect flushed down the drain. Ah well,
that’s working out just dandy then, isn’t it...?
"My dad is a registered wanker....." |
[1]
As told to Italy’s Panorama magazine “We oppose gay adoptions. The only family is
the traditional one. No chemical offsprings and rented uterus: life has a
natural flow, there are things that should not be changed.”
[2]
China executes more people than the rest of the
world combined. 46 different offences carry capital punishment.
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