The following is the edited version of an exposé currently
featured in the 21st revised edition of Malleus Maleficus' (Title withheld). The Butterworth contents have been taken more or less verbatim from the BBC Horizon transmission: "The Hunt for the Higgs", of January 9th, 2012.
And that is when we spotted Dr. Jonathan Butterworth at the entrance to the Conference room. Generously decked out in a blue checked shirt he dresses, as I do, like a load of old baggage. Indeed, both his amiable manner and casual speech gave off a sense of containment amid all the crazed, screaming little media minions and a rainbow of brightly coloured notebooks, iPads, TV cameras and tape recorders. The conference room was always closely packed for these annual meetings, but today, it seemed, there was a certain air of anticipation around the room, unspoken acknowledgement, perhaps, that each person present was perched on the very threshold of a dawning new age.
And that is when we spotted Dr. Jonathan Butterworth at the entrance to the Conference room. Generously decked out in a blue checked shirt he dresses, as I do, like a load of old baggage. Indeed, both his amiable manner and casual speech gave off a sense of containment amid all the crazed, screaming little media minions and a rainbow of brightly coloured notebooks, iPads, TV cameras and tape recorders. The conference room was always closely packed for these annual meetings, but today, it seemed, there was a certain air of anticipation around the room, unspoken acknowledgement, perhaps, that each person present was perched on the very threshold of a dawning new age.
CONFERENCE ROOM D
(Scientists
working on the Atlas Detector meet here)
Security
was predictably tight. Belinda steadied herself, holding my Press pass up, then lowered it again, looking at Dr.
Butterworth
with vague but hopeful speculation: “Can we come in?”


Thus spoke a true expert.
In fact, it was only to resolve a difference
between psychiatrists that the LHC was fired up in
the first place, according to Belinda. What happened at the Big Bang 13.7 million years ago was not really disputed by anyone, least of all physics. The only real issue, she said, was whether the Higgs boson was to be regarded not as a truly material construct, but as a virtual concept whose existence can be inferred from the fact that the perceiving agent himself exists. For it was only in the last century that the ‘particle’ had become inalienably connected to the human mind, she then averred, boldly asserting that some forms of insanity were a natural result of the belief in quantum mechanics - a science, which conjured up fast-talking sharks. In Higgs’ case, bosons seem to have been less an objective fact than something which belonged to the manifest interdependence of matter and mind that had come to be one of the central problems of a modern theory of knowledge. For all she knew, if an initial psychiatrist’s report had been commissioned as to whether Peter Higgs was a cognitive extension of his own mathematical
self, he might have been consigned, without the benefit of a doubt, to a mental institution. the first place, according to Belinda. What happened at the Big Bang 13.7 million years ago was not really disputed by anyone, least of all physics. The only real issue, she said, was whether the Higgs boson was to be regarded not as a truly material construct, but as a virtual concept whose existence can be inferred from the fact that the perceiving agent himself exists. For it was only in the last century that the ‘particle’ had become inalienably connected to the human mind, she then averred, boldly asserting that some forms of insanity were a natural result of the belief in quantum mechanics - a science, which conjured up fast-talking sharks. In Higgs’ case, bosons seem to have been less an objective fact than something which belonged to the manifest interdependence of matter and mind that had come to be one of the central problems of a modern theory of knowledge. For all she knew, if an initial psychiatrist’s report had been commissioned as to whether Peter Higgs was a cognitive extension of his own mathematical
“And
that’s the clever part”, she declared. Higgs bosons were no different from the symptoms that
psychiatric patients exhibited, except you could mathematically demonstrate
them. As it was, CERN was packed with individuals displaying precisely
those symptoms.
There have been occasions
when her words got the better of Belinda, but frankly, I wish I had thought of
that. Human consciousness is a bizarre, mutable phenomenon. And Belinda’s brief
on the personal and relativistic symbiosis between the observer and the
observed seemed curiously apt. For Einstein, matter existed to be relativized. And judged in a broader
context, Berkeley’s dictum that

Thus, there was always
some undercurrent of double meaning which the observer shared with his world,
and the only way to make sense of it was to say that something apparitional, almost
animate, procured itself in the course of mutual comprehension.
Call it ‘hypothetical’ if you want, but herein
lies the ultimate, for us unfathomable, secret. Speculative, hesitant and
ignorant of itself, it purges the cause to infinity. Not only does the cause not exist, it cannot exist, as conventionally conceived.
That’s the way I see it.
That’s the way I see it.
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3 comments:
The reasoning’s simple. The only question is, if science cannot establish absolutes,who can?
This may be ingenious at best, crazy at worst, but as an exercise in solipsistic discipline it takes some beating!
..great stuff this - but don’t take my word for it; here's Richard Feynman: "The philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists, as ornithology is to birds." Hilarious, love it, MM
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