Sunday, 10 February 2008

PLAN TO CUT PHONE LINKS TO CALLGIRLS


Readers of this blog know well that I'm one of the world's most virtuous females, and I am perfectly of the Government‘s opinion concerning whoring and fornication which, though extremely fashionable at all times, I think is potentially very demeaning. But we might, in the meantime, try to keep things in perspective: Rather than abolishing escorts and call-girls, we should strive, in my opinion, to reinstate the old tradition of whorehouses furnished, supplied and decorated with no expenses spared.




Miss Dreamy is pleased to announce her forthcoming reminiscence on the art of whoring. Anyone - above the age of 21 - is invited, indeed, urged to attend...xxx

4 comments:

Richard Madeley said...

What a great idea. The role of the bawd in society isn't what it was and is in need of a polish. I would like to nominate myself as the bowler hat wearing gentleman who plays the piano in a Western style bordello.

R.H. said...

So what's happened to the Human Touch?

Gone. And in dear old Melbourne too!

Hell!

Bring back tram conductors.
Bring back the cop on the beat.
Bring back THE PIMP ON THE STREET!

ROBBERT!!!

(Sorry for the sign-off, I'm in my extravagant phase)

(I'd have said 'period' but you'd make jokes)

mutleythedog said...

I am with Madeley - as usual he is a fount of wisdom. But maybe we could have more public sex? For voyeurs without any money - not that I know any...ahem...

elberry said...

Several of my friends used to be whores, oddly. A gay guy i knew used to encourage me to become a rentboy. That would have been a strange turn in the fate of Elberry.