TIME IS THE PROCESS OF THINKING

The following is  a  topic currently featured in the 21st  revised edition of V.H. Ironside, Behold! I Teach You Superman (see below):

Comet 67P Churyumov-Gerasimenko

The following is the unedited version of an abstract currently featured in the 20^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld]. If you wish to report intrusiveness, defamation or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

They shoot horses, don’t they?

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 31st revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report defamation or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

THE ENLIGHTENED ONES - Jim Al-Khalili & Prof Brian Cox

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 28th  revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. Ensuring  that the party concerned has a reputation that can be tested is an important part of any satirical undertaking. If you wish to report libel, extremism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .    

"Credible and True" or "Absurd and Untrue" ?

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“Esse est percipi” or Posthumous Reflections on the Higgs Plenary Meeting

The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 21st revised edition of Malleus Maleficus' (Title withheld). The Butterworth contents have been taken more or less verbatim from the BBC Horizon transmission: "The Hunt for the Higgs", of January 9th, 2012. 

Perfidious Albion or Till Death Us Do Part

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus,  The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report intrusiveness, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

The Tale of the Pregnant Male

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report homophobia, sexism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

The LUCK FACTOR or Giving Birth to a Baby !

The following is the unedited version of an abstraction currently featured in the 20^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. 

“Never was so much effort required to deal with someone so useless.”

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum . If you wish to report  racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

The God Delusion - The Case for the Devil !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 30^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report l, defamation or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

On the Nature & Essence of a Ufo's 'Quantum State'

The following is part of an exclusive featuring  the Powys abduction phenomenon that first came to public attention with The EPSC-DPS Joint Meeting, in Nantes, France. A detailed study of the event can be found in Chapter 12 (Total Recall) of Malleus Maleficus'  [Title withheld ].

THE MADNESS OF DOMINIC LAWSON

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 29th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus  The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report libel or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

THE GANZFELD EXPERIMENT

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SPERM DONORS

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus,  The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report  racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk

LAST MAN STANDING

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 31st revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report  extremism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

The Defender of Faiths..."Have you come far?"

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 27^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report libel, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus,  The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report libel or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

DEATHWISH or The Tribute that Power pays to Reason

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report intrusiveness, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk

No, Meryl Streep, We Are Not “All Africans.”

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

AFRICA - “Never was so much effort required to deal with someone so useless.”

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus  The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

FACEBOOK - A Monster in the Making!

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report slander or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

MARK ZUCKERBERG - The Illuminatus?

“Then it faced something not foreseen, the overwhelming power of a single human being, a Mutant. The creature known as the Illuminatus was born with the ability to mould men’s emotions and to shape their minds. His bitterest opponents were made into his devoted servants. Armies could not, would not fight him. Before him the First Foundation fell and Seldon’s schemes lay in ruins.”

Isaac Asimov, Second Foundation

Santo subito !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 27^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report intrusiveness, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

THE AI-SINGULARITY

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report intrusiveness or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

TIM HUNT: "Let me tell you about my trouble with girls..."

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 21st revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld]. Ensuring  that the party concerned has a reputation that can be tested is an important part of any satirical undertaking. If you wish to report intrusiveness, extremism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .    

NUCLEAR PROSPERITY or Wind-and-Water Economy?

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 20^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld] : If you wish to report  inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

APPLE - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report libel or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

GOD's WORST NIGHTMARE...

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 33rd revised edition of Malleus Maleficus  The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report sexism, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

When they come in their jackboots and kick in your minds...

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report intrusiveness, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk . 

COUNTER-COLONIZATION - From Hubris to Humility

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 20^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld] *** (see below): If you wish to report intrusiveness, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

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GLEICHSCHALTUNG !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 25^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld].  If you wish to report defamation or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

In the beginning was the THEORY OF EVERYTHING...

The following is the unedited version of an abstraction currently featured in the 28th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum    

#FACEBOOK - THE X-FILE

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 29^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report libel, defamation or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

TONY BLAIR - THE EPIPHANY!

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 19^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld] *** (see below): If you wish to report intrusiveness, prejudice or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

We now have two species of men - HUMANS & MUTANTS !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report intrusiveness or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

"Klaatu barada nikto!"

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 25^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld]. If you wish to report intrusiveness or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

THE FERMI PARADOX or The Universe is not Euclidean!

The following is the edited version of an abstract currently featured in the 20^th revised edition of  Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. 

THE GUARDIAN - A Crisis of Masculinity !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 20^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld]. If you wish to report intrusiveness, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

Daddy loves to hatefuck me...!

CONTENT WARNING: The following is the edited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report intrusiveness, sexism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com . To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk . 

RACISM - A PC-sponsored Global Industry !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 20^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus'  [title withheld]. If you wish to report intrusiveness, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG - A Warning from History!

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report extremism, racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

“#CalamityWillBefallUS”

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 27th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

BREXIT - Survival is Victory !

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report slander or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .  

...a Statue to Oliver Letwin

The following is the unedited version of an exposé currently featured in the 34^th revised edition of Malleus Maleficus, The Moonshine Memorandum. If you wish to report racism or inaccuracies, please email MalleusMaleficus@aol.com  To make a formal complaint under IPSO rules please contact IPSO directly at ipso.co.uk .