Tuesday, 29 January 2008

AND HERE’S MY CATALOGUE OF FORTHCOMING MOONSHINE ATTRACTIONS:

THE ELBERRY MEMORANDUM



THE MS BAROQUE MEMORANDUM



THE McCABISM INADEQUACY



THE MADELEY MEMORANDUM - PART 2



THE APPLEYARD MEMORANDUM



THE JEREMY CLARKSON MEMORANDUM



THE PICTURE OF AA GILL



DITCH THE HITCH



MY UFO EXPERIENCE



PERSONAL PSYCHIC READINGS (by request only)



ETC. (Not necessarily in that order)


As for the rest of you 25 million bloggers, be afraid, be very afraid, the hour of truth is upon you.....


Dreamy

3 comments:

Richard Madeley said...

I wait with trepidation as you no doubt balance your praise with some well directed criticism. Just don't pick on my adverbs! Please not my adverbs!

Selena Dreamy said...

Adverbs...?!

There's another thing we have in common!

Bretwalda Edwin-Higham said...

I feel my hour may be upon me.